You know those movies that come out around the same time and end up being exactly the same movie? Well, I’ve found one of those pairs. The Korean ‘Alive’ and American ‘Stay Alive’. Damn even the names are basically the same ( only called Stay Alive in foreign release )
An honest, biased review of the 1989 buddy cop movie ‘Turner & Hooch’ starring Tom Hanks and a dog.
An honest, biased review of George Lucas’ ‘THX 1138’ starring Robert Duvall.
It’s your birthday, and we want you to have fun!
An honest, biased review of the 2021 FNAF survival horror film ‘Willy’s Wonderland’ starring Nicolas Cage.
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Where I’ve Been
Just for anybody who actually ready my blog.
An honest, biased review of Clint Eastwood’s 2004 boxing movie ‘Million Dollar Baby’ starring Hilary Swank.
Me ranting about plotholes and other elaborate things in M. Night Shyamalan movies.
An honest, biased review of Danny Boyle’s 2008 film ‘Slumdog Millionaire’.
Is Tobey Maguire returning to the Spider-Man franchise.
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The Score – An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of the 2001 heist film ‘The Score’ starring Robert De Niro and Edward Norton
An honest, biased review of 2017 Blade Runner sequel ‘Blade Runner 2049’ starring Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford.
I find myself entirely unmotivated to keep writing this website. Every time I log in I first have to throw a dozen plus comments into the spam folder. I often ponder how many – if any at all of my commenters are real. Sure, I keep some comments on, being completely unsure of the whole […]
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The Worst Parts of The Last Jedi
If just six years ago you would have told me that the main Star Wars saga would go under Disney’s equivelant of a flaming, radioactive dumpster period, I wouldn’t have believed you. But here we are, in all of it’s “glory”. Directed by Rian Johnson, the 8th installment of the franchise came out in 2018. […]
An honest, biased review of Zack Snyder’s 2021 zombie heist film ‘Army of the Dead’ starring Dave Bautista.
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The Tingler – An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of the 1959 movie ‘The Tingler’.
An honest, biased review of the 2021 horror thriller ‘The Woman In The Window’ starring Amy Adams.
An honest, biased review of Spielberg’s 2005 diaster sci-fi film ‘War of the Worlds” starring Tom Cruise.
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Hacksaw Ridge – An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of Mel Gibson’s 2016 WW2 movie ‘Hacksaw Ridge’ starring Andrew Garfield.
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Let’s Talk About Johnny Depp… – Update
An update on the Amber Heard situation.
Well, there’s not too much crazy to report this time. I’ve completed my second draft of the ‘Shia LaBeouf Project’, it’s a little longer, and I’d like to think a little better. Though weirdly enough, it’s the first screenplay I can’t get to a feature length film, and I’m not quite sure what it needs. […]
My thoughts on who should direct an H.P. Lovecraft adaptation.
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Dead Trigger-An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of the 2017 action-zombie film ‘Zombie Shooter’ starring Dolph Lundgren.
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Congrats Oscar Winners
The Oscars were given out yesterday. Anthony Hopkins ( Silence of the Lambs, Thor ) won an Oscar for best actor, Frances McDormand ( Fargo, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri ) won an Oscar for best actress. There you go, the two main winners. You’ve already gotten the news, be honest.
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Army of One-An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of the bizarre 2016 comedy ‘Army of One’ starring Nicolas Cage.
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Julie & Julia – An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of the 2009 dramedy starring Meryl Streep and Amy Adams.
“Look at me, I’m the captain now!”
An honest, biased review of Paul Greengrasses’ 2013 action film ‘Captain Phillips’ starring Tom Hanks.
An honest, biased review of William Castle’s 1961 horror film ‘Mr. Sardonicus’.
Well last month I managed to finish a first draft in record time! Afterwards I intentionally gave myself a couple days off. Let myself reflect over the story, characters etc. BIG MISTAKE! A couple days turned into a couple weeks. Though yes, I ‘ve gained a few ideas on how to improve a few scenes […]
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Stop Killing Dogs In Movies!!!
Let the movie dogs live!!!
A breakdown as to why The Room is the greatest movie of all time.
An honest, biased review of Steven Spielberg’s 2015 drama ‘Bridge of Spies’ starring Tom Hanks.
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The Drop – An Honest Review
The 2014 action film was directed by Michael R. Roskam and written by Dennis Lehane. It’s the story of criminal bartender Bobby Saginowski ( Tom Hardy ) who finds a dog in his neighbors trashcan. Having nowhere to go, he adopts it, only things aren’t as innocent as they seem. PLOT: Bobby’s a New York […]
An honest, biased review of the 2012 romantic drama ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ starring Bradley Cooper and J Law.
An honest, biased review of the 2006 thriller ‘Snakes on A Plane’ starring Samuel L. Jackson.
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The 93rd Oscar Nominations
The Oscar noms have came in rolling on a silver platter. So here I’m breaking down the following categories: Best Picture, Director, Original Screenplay, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor and Supporting Actress. I’d like to make it clear that I’ve only actually seen a handful of these films. Best Picture ( with Cast ) The Father […]
Recasting some members of HBO’s TWD with big-name celebrities.
An honest, biased review of Paul Thomas Anderson’s 2002 romantic drama ‘Punch-Drunk Love’ starring Adam Sandler and Emily Watson.
After a more than sucessful triumph in February, I slipped in March. Somehow I knew exactly what to change in my story, but didn’t have the slightest clue how to implement it. Sure, I allowed myself and I’m perfectly contempt that I intentionally took a few days off after finishing the first draft, then a […]
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Top Gun – An Honest Review
An honest, biased review of Tony Scott’s 1986 action drama “Top Gun” starring Tom Cruise.
I used February to further expand on that story I wrote about in the last entry. I found myself drasting changing the story after about 20 pages into it. Though I am holding that version of the screenplay on hold. Though I’m leaking a little bit into March, I even managed to finish the first […]